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woah what wuz in those brownies man?

Have you seen this movie? no read this, or die!
and yes i know its not finnished... (mumble mumble) bastard (mumble) child support (mumble)

the person i stole this from did a really crappy job so i'm still fixing it up.

EMPIRE RECORDS
 
Lucas
Count money twice...write slip twice...put money in the bag
 
Gina
Joe!
 
Lucas
Gina...
 
Gina
Lucas, what are you doing in here?

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Lucas
 My life has reached its pinnacle. Joe's letting me close the store
tonight.
 
Gina
You're kidding...
 
Lucas
I am not.
 
Gina
Big responsibility Lucas..
 
Lucas
Yes, but Joe's rules are extremely simple...count money twice, keep my hands off of his beer, cigars, and drumsticks.
 
Gina
My my my...How WILL you remember it all? Good luck. Don't screw it up!
 
 
Lucas
A responsibility like this requires the obedience of a saint...."(he is seen playing with the drumsticks, drinking beer, and smoking a cigar..he opens the drawer) Musictown Franchise Option Agreement? They've gotta be kidding.....In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through

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 (hes riding to Atlantic City.....walking through the casino...)

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man working the roulette wheel-
No more bets!

Lucas-
22.

man working the roulette wheel-
22 black

man working craps table-
Craps..new roller on the line..place your bets ladies and gentlemen, put your bets down.....we have a high roller!
 
Lucas-
$9,104....i counted it..twice..
 
stupid woman with big teeth-
I like your style.
 
Lucas-
Well, Joe told me to count it twice.
 
man working craps table-
No more bets please ladies and gentlemen, put your bets down, put your bets down.
 
Lucas-
So I just throw it and get a 7?
 
man working craps table-
That would be very good sir.
 
stupid woman with big teeth-
Feeling lucky?
 
Lucas-
I'm guided by a force much greater than luck.
 
man working craps table-
7! a winner!

stupid woman with big teeth-
Baby, you are sex!
 
Lucas-
I know.

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man working craps table-
Same lucky shooter. Place your bets down please ladies and gentlemen. Hot shooter on the line.
 
Lucas -
You know what? Let it ride..
 
man working craps table -
Hot dice coming out!That's an $18,000 bet.
 
another player-
You sure you know what you're doing,kid?
 
Lucas -
I know this..thst if I win this roll, I will save the place where I work from being sold, and save the jobs of my friends who work there;thus striking a blow at all that is evil, and making this world a better plce to live.
 
other players-
Huh? what???
 
Lucas -
And, I'll buy you guys a drink.
 
other players-
Oh, ok...
 
man working craps table-
No more bets ladies and gentlemen, get your bets down.
 
Lucas-
Joe, this one's for you....
 
man working the craps table-
2..Craps!
 
stupid woman with big teeth -
You know something? You used to be cute.
 
same man that asked him if he knew what he was doing -
And you used to have 9,000 bucks.
 
Lucas -
I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
 
(next morning in an alley on sleeping on his motorcycle)
 
AJ -
Hey Lucas....Lucas!...Hey Lucas!!! What the hell are you doing here, man?
 
Lucas -
Something happened to me last night..in Atlantic City.
 
AJ-
Oh You went to Atlantic City?
 
Mark-
Oww Did you win anything?
 
Lucas-
No, I did not win, so if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you, I tell you now that it was.
 
AJ -
Shit man, what happened? What happened?
 
Lucas-
I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do!
 
AJ -
Lucas, how much?!? How much?!? Shit.
 
Mark-
What do you mean by shit? What's up? Huh?
 
AJ-
Well, Lucas doesn't have any money, and Joe let him close the store last night.
 
Mark-
Yeah, so...heehee Oh! I guess he didn't live up to the full responsibility of the position did he?
 
AJ -
Not the full responsibility...Uh Oh, shut up...Hey! what's up Joe?
 
Mark-
Hey Joe! What's with the boss threads, Joe?
 
Joe-
Friggin Rex Manning Day.
 
Mark-
What's up with the hostility, Joe?
 
AJ-
Say no more, mon amour....mmwah!
 
Mark-
Lips are for kissing, baby, Je t'adore....mmmWAH!
(Joe looks oddly happy when Mark kisses him, hmm)
 
Joe -
Mark, the phone.
 
Mark -
Oh yeah,
(on the phone)Empire Records, open til Midnight, this is Mark....yeah..it's the bank.
 
Joe -
(picking up the phone)
Yeah, it's Joe.
 
Mark
(answering another phone)
-Empire...oh sorry..Empire Records, open til Midnight, this is Mark...
 
Joe -
Well, I dunno, I'll have to check..
 
Mark-
It's the boss.
 
Joe -
Gimme a sec...Mitch?,,,Mitch, will you stop yelling please
 
AJ -
(practicing)
What is wrong, Joe? What is it? Lucas? No way, c'mon.
 
Mark -
Uh oh, here he comes.
 
Joe-
Dammit, Lucas!!!
(looking in the empty vault)
 
AJ -
What's the matter, Joe?
 
(Cut to Gina picking up Corey in her car)
 
Corey -
Surprise!!
 
Gina -
What? What is it?
 
Corey -
(handing Gina a cupcake)
Happy Rex Manning Day!
 
Gina -
When did you find the time to make these?
 
Corey-
Dad says there are 24 usable hours in every day, thank you.
 
Gina -
You absolutely amaze me...you are a nerd.
 
Corey-
That's me!
 
Gina -
Alright, so??
 
Corey-
So...
 
Gina-
So....
 
Corey-
So...so today, I will offer myself to Rex Manning.
 
Gina-
Alright!!
 
Corey-
I love you..
(makin' out with her pic Rex)
 
Gina-
No, like this.
(Gina demonstrates the proper way to make out with a picture)
 
Corey-
Get your tongue off my record! Do you think Rex is the right one for my first time?
 
Gina -
Ohh, I think he's perfect for you, Corey.

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AJ
Alright, Joe, I need to ask your advice...now, I know you kow a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing.
 
Joe
 Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint...does this qualify me?
 
AJ
 Oh yeah, definitely..well, I've decided that today is the day I'm gonna tell Corey how I feel about her..now, I know what you're thinking, but, I really am..I mean, I been working here on and off for five years man, so I've gotta tell her how I feel , ya know, I've gotta tell her...well you know, that I..uh...
 
Joe
 Love her.
 
 
AJ -Yeah, now how do I do that?
 
 
Joe -You say, 'I love you'. What do you want written instructions?(A.J. nodds).....If I find that kid, I swear...I swear I'm gonna kill him.
 
 
AJ -I'm gonna tell her this morning.
 
 
Joe -Good.
 
 
AJ -By noon, definitely...no, by noon or one...by 1:37 exactly, Joe."
 
 
Joe -Well, good luck.
 
 
 AJ -Thank you.
 
 
Gina and Corey -Don't be sad, girl. Just be glad, girl. You're not a..bad girl.
 
 
Corey-I remember the first time he sang it on The Family Way. I got so excited, I almost choked on a pretzel.
 
 
Gina and Corey-Happy Rex Manning Day!
 
 
AJ-You guys can't go in there. I've got something to tell you..I mean, some really crazy news.
 
 
Joe-Pick up...Come on, buckethead!
 
 
Corey-Does Joe know?
 
 
AJ-Nope, just act normal.
 
 
Corey-Hey Joe!
 
 
Gina-What's new, Joe?
 
 
Corey-How ya doing?
 
 
Joe-Damn!!
 
 
Gina-OK! Let's see who goes first! I got a brown! Anyone got brown?
 
 
Mark-Brown!
 
 
AJ-no.
 
 
Gina-Orange!
 
 
Aj-Aw shit.
 
 
Corey-Oh no!
 
 
Mark-(mockingly)Nuh huh! (music starts Mark sings along)Nothing left to sing about htis time it's over now..... 
(everyone is singing............AJ stops mark's cd)
Mark-Hey! Whatcha doing man?
AJ-Exercising my veto man.
Mark-You sure you wanna do that man? I mean, it's only 9 o' clock.
AJ-Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.
Mark-(mark starts to walk away)Maybe I wanna be sterile.
(Aj burns the cd with his lighter)
 
Joe
Corey, what are you doing here?
 
Corey
Calculus...I hate it, but my dad says I have to get an ' A
 
<br><br>"No, I mean, you're not on til this afternoon."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, it's Rex Manning Day!"--Corey
<br><br>"Rex Manning Day..."--Joe
(cut to music video)
<br><br>"Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!"--woman in video
Rex Manning-I love you baby....You call me on my car phone with that Je ne sais quoi. You say you need a little of my ooh lala. I know you get lonely in your canopy bed. Well, say no more baby, I'll be running every red. Say no more mon amour.
Here's how you do it."--Mark
I'll bring my lovin right to your front door. Here I come baby, Je t'adore."--Rex Manning
(cut to store where mark is giving corey and gina a dance lesson)
Lips are for kissing baby, so say no more."--Mark
<br><br>"Could you please not sing, Mark?"--Joe
<br><br>"Ya know what Joe? One of these days, I'm gonna show you little people."--Mark
<br><br>"Yeah well on that day, I'm gonna jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance."--Joe
<br><br>"How about today? Huh? Rex Manning Day.....Uh Oh.."--Mark
<br><br>"Mark."--Lucas
<br><br>"Lucas?"--Mark
<br><br>"Lucas."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Where's the money?"--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, the money is gone."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah, I know it's gone. Where's it gone to?"--Joe
<br><br>"Atlantic City."--Lucas
<br><br>"Is it coming back from Atlantic City?"--Joe
<br><br>"I don't think so."--Lucas
<br><br>"What's it doing in Atlantic City?'--Joe
<br><br>"Recirculating.."--Lucas
<br><br>"Recirculating."--Joe
<br><br>"Are you pissed off, Joe?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Lucas."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe."--Lucas
<br><br>"Lucas."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe."--Lucas
<br><br>"Lucas, listen to me...I told Mitchell Beck that you forgot to deposit the money...I told Mitchell that the money is still here."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City. I swear!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Shut up, sit down and don't you move."--Joe
<br><br>"It could be in other cities by now..other states."--Lucas
<br><br>"Oh shut up! Under no circumstances do I want you to leave that couch..unless it's to get me 9,000 dollars, and then, you bring it here to me. ok?"--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, I think it's gonna be ok."--Lucas
<br><br>"And what makes you think that?"--Joe
<br><br>"Who knows where thought come from, they just appear.....mmmhmmm!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Moron.."--Joe
<br><br>"You Corey Mason?"--flower boy
<br><br>"For me?"--Corey
<br><br>"Mmhmm.."--flower boy
<br><br>"Oh wow! Thank you!"--Corey
<br><br>Mmhmmm.. Later."--flower boy
<br><br>"Yeah, bye! Thank you!"--Corey
<br><br>"To the #1 in her class Harvard 1999. Make me proud, love, daddy....That's sweet."--Gina
<br><br>"God, nothing's ever enough for him huh?"--Corey
<br><br>"Oh no, I'm sure he didn't mean it like that...no, he didn't....I'm sure...he didn't mean it like that."--Gina
<br><br>"Uh, excuse me?"--woman at counter
<br><br>"Hi! How are you today?"--Corey
<br><br>"Right."--Mark<br><br> (he looks around, and then proceeds to kiss the wall while making various moaning noises....)
<br><br>"Hi Deborah!.........She hates me."--Corey
<br><br>"Yeah, she hates me too, but I have enough sense to hate her back.."--Gina
<br><br>"Morning Deb."--Lucas
<br><br>"Hi Deb."--AJ
<br><br>"Lucas, are you in trouble? Did you need the money? Because if you're in trouble, you can talk to me, you know that."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, we're all in some sort of trouble. Am I the only one who sees it? I mean, Deb's in trouble and AJ's in trouble."--Lucas
<br><br>"AJ's not in trouble."--AJ
<br><br>"And Corey's in trouble."--Lucas
<br><br>"Corey's not in trouble, she's going to Harvard."--AJ
<br><br>"Mark's in trouble, Eddie's in trouble..."--Lucas
<br><br>"Hey, I'm the one who's in trouble here...because every minute that goes by that I don't call the cops, I look like a bigger bananahead."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger bananahead."--Lucas
<br><br>"You screwed me Lucas, you now that right? What do you want me todo? Call Mitchell, tell him I lied?"--Joe
<br><br>"It seems like a viable option...."--Lucas
<br><br>"I swear to God, if you are fooling with me, I will kill you. AJ, I need another closer."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, I open, man."--AJ
<br><br>"C'mon look, I wouldn't ask, but I've got no choice."--Joe
<br><br>"I can close."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah, I can close..They just raised my rent so i can definitely use the money."--AJ
<br><br>"Well, damn the man!"--Lucas
<br><br>"I am in Hell!"--Joe
<br><br> (scene cuts to Deb shaving her head)
<br><br>"Do you think that it's possible for someone to be in love someone else and not even know it?--AJ
<br><br>"In this life, there are nothing but possibilities."--Lucas
<br><br>"Well, that's good cos I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37."--AJ
<br><br>"That's an excellent time."--Lucas
<br><br>"Whoah. You did have hair when you went in there right?"--AJ
<br><br>"Yeah, it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it........Hey, Lucas, is it true yo commited the perfect crime?"--Deb
<br><br>"Not entirely perfect."--Lucas
<br><br>"You see that man? Deb, wait a minute. What's up with you today?"--AJ
<br><br>"Bad hair day."--Deb
<br><br>"No, I mean with this, huh? What happened?"--AJ
<br><br>"I went to Rock'n'Roll Heaven and I wasn't on the guest list. Now, please move. <br><br>I've gotta go to work."--Deb
<br><br>"No, now you tell me what's going on."--AJ
<br><br>"I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning...Now, excuse me,I'm going."--Deb
<br><br>"No, you listen to me..it's not funny, I'm not joking. I'm not gonna let you go out of here until you tell me what's going on."--AJ
<br><br>"Mind your own business."--Deb
<br><br>"She's fine..She's amazing."--Lucas
<br><br>"Thank you."--Deb
<br><br>"AJ, she's in the store. She's gonna be ok."--Lucas
<br><br>"What's with you? Yesterday, you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?"--AJ
<br><br>"What's with today, today?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Oh wow.....Why'd you do that?"--Corey
<br><br>"Just your typical nutty teenager in America..Oh, before you guys hear all about it..."--Deb
<br><br>"That's supposed to be a joke right?"--Corey
<br><br>"No, you're the joke."--Deb
<br><br>"Well, Sinead O'Rebellion.. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior."--Gina
<br><br>"You know, that is so clever. I swear to God, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."--Deb
<br><br>"And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's probably a good thing you went with that."--Gina
<br><br>"Yeah."--Deb
<br><br>"It's a wonderful look for you, darling."--Gina
<br><br>"Thank you."--Deb
<br><br> (Mark moshing)
<br><br>"Joe...Joe...I have to go to the bathroom."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah, I wanna report a robbery. No, I will not hold!"--Joe
<br><br>"Veto....scuse me...ow...scuse me...ow...VE-TO!"--Gina
<br><br>"Hey, hey. hey! What's up with that, Gina, huh?"--Mark
<br><br>"You know it's too early..it makes the customers all crazy like."--Gina
<br><br>"That's the whole point....Eddie!"--Mark
<br><br>"Crackhead! Wusup dude? I heard your music playing when i got in. That's some pretty scary stuff."--Eddie
<br><br>"Moshy!"--Mark
<br><br>"And, uh, I'm glad to say that I made you a tape for educational purposes. You see, you start off with a little classical music, a little pokey little puppy, then you got some, uh, Shags on there, Residents, then you got a little Floyd.."--Eddie
<br><br>"Floyd's very cool."--Mark
<br><br>"Another very cool thing is, I made you these. Now, they're my special recipe and you know what that means...lotsa sugar...now, Mark, you gotta understand something here..this music is the glue of the world, it holds it all together. Without this, life would be meaningless."--Eddie
<br><br>"Dude, did you hear about Lucas?"--Mark
<br><br>"Hey, Lucas, man, I heard you like went to Vegas and married a mobster's wife and now you like got a hit on you and stuff..is that true?"--Eddie
<br><br>"Not entirely true."--Lucas
<br><br>"Well, outlaw, man. We salute you."--Eddie
<br><br>"Thank you, Eddie."--Lucas
<br><br>"No problem."--Eddie
<br><br>"This one goes out to our employee of the week, Lucas."--Gina
<br><br>"Oh, a little tribute man!"--Eddie
<br><br>"Lucas wants money...lotsa money...Joe's money..."--Gina
<br><br>"What the hell is this, Joe?"--Corey
<br><br>"Rules and standards for Musictown employee conduct?"--AJ
<br><br>"Put these in the boxes."--Eddie
<br><br>"The ol Musictown a change-o?"--Mark
<br><br>"No gum chewing will be allowed inside the store?"--AJ
<br><br>"You're turning us into a Musictown?"--Eddie
<br><br>"So, why didn't you tell us?"--Mark
<br><br>"Because I was trying to stop it."--Joe
<br><br>"What do you mean?"--Corey
<br><br>"Look, I got together enough money to make Mitch an offer. He was gonna make me a partner."--Joe
<br><br>"You were gonna buy Empire?"--Corey
<br><br>"That's a good thing, right?"--Mark
<br><br>"That would be fantastic."--AJ
<br><br>"yeah...great...."--everyone
<br><br>"You think it's gonna happen now? I have to pay for what Mr. Brilliant here did. It's over kids, ok?"--Joe
<br><br>"Mitchell is the man Joe."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah and the man calls all the shots."--Joe
<br><br>"Damn the man!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Let me explain it to you...I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and we're all losers..Welcome to Musictown."--Joe
<br><br>"No visible tattoos."--Deb
<br><br>"No revealing clothing."--Gina
<br><br>"We're both screwed..at least you're used to it."--Deb
<br><br>"Now, Deborah, don't be bitter. I'm sure that with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new, neo nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a runnin!"--Gina
<br><br>"Let's not fight, let's just rip."--Deb
<br><br>"We mustn't dwell..not today...we can't! Not on Rex manning Day!"--Mark
<br><br> (everyone is setting up Rex Manning stuff...)
<br><br>"Yeah!"--Mark
<br><br>"Joe! Is it ok if I leave the couch? Cos I'm gonan leave the couch now ok? My ass is falling asleep so I gotta go. I'm leaving!"--Lucas
<br><br>"At least you didn't leave the couch."--Mark
<br><br>"Not the whole couch."--Lucas
<br><br>"Ooh! I've decided I'm gonna start a band."--Mark
<br><br>"Really?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah."--Mark
<br><br>"Well, the first thing you need is a name.Then you'll know what kind of band you've got."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah, I know, I know. I was kinda thinking about um Marc. What do you think about that? is that?"--Mark
<br><br>"Is that with a 'c' or with a 'k'?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Well, um my name..is with...the 'k', so I was thinking maybe my band could be with a 'c'..so that way, it's kinda like that psychedelic you know trip thing."--Mark
<br><br>"Always, play with their minds."--Lucas
<br><br>"Nice selection."--Lucas
<br><br>"What?"--Warren
<br><br>"Help you with anything?"--Lucas
<br><br>"No, I'm alright."--Warren
<br><br>"You like music?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah."--Warren
<br><br>"Me too.......the fat man walks alone."--Lucas
<br><br>"What is up? What are you some kind a weirdo?"--Warren
<br><br>"That's a big coat you're wearing. Lots of pocket room."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah..see ya."--Warren
<br><br>"Oh, I'm sure I'll bump into you."--Lucas
<br><br>"SHOPLIFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"--Mark
<br><br>"Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing a crime?"--Gina
<br><br>"Definitely an amateur."--Deb
<br><br>"Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil, and served to out first 100 customers. Ha ha ha Just another tasty treat from that gang at Empire Records."--Gina
<br><br>"oh shit!"--Warren
<br><br>"He cut it too short."--Rex Manning
<br><br>"No it's fine really..it's fabulous."--Jane
<br><br>"Oh God."--Rex
<br><br>"What?"--Jane
<br><br>"Look at this place."--Rex
<br><br>"C'mon Rex. There's no gig too small alright. Middle America buys your records. <br><br>Now, come on, we got a lot of fans waiting in there."--Jane
<br><br>"Yeah, this is Joe Reese from the Empire Records store. We have a shoplifter in custody. uh huh....How old are you?"__Joe
<br><br>"Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall."--Warren
<br><br>"Yeah, he's a juvenile."--Joe
<br><br>"No."--Lucas
<br><br>"What's your name?"--Joe
<br><br>"Warren Beatty."--Warren
<br><br>"Ok Warren, stand up. I want you to hold these against your chest, stand over there and they're gonna take a photograph of you."--Joe
<br><br>"Why don't you go shove em up your ass?"--Warren
<br><br>"Because it would hurt a lot, Warren."--Lucas
<br><br>"Take him over there."--Joe
<br><br>"And they said no revealing clothing. Didn't they? I htink mUsictown is torn on thr revealing garment issue. I think so."--Gina
<br><br>"Revealing clothing!"--Corey
<br><br>"Gina...Gina......Gina.....Gina, will you please get dressed."--Joe
<br><br>"No....mmm..mm...mmmmm."--Gina
<br><br>"Corey, turn that down, AJ up on the roof, fix the sign, Lucas, you take the photograph."--Joe
<br><br>"Hello!"--Jane
<br><br>"Welcome to Musictown...may I service you?"--Gina
<br><br>"Gina...get dressed."--Joe
<br><br>"You must be Joe Reese."--Jane
<br><br>"Yeah, I'm Joe..You must be Jane, right?"--Joe
<br><br>"Me Joe, you Jane!"--Warren
<br><br>"Shut up Warren!"--AJ
<br><br>"This is, uh, Rex Manning."--Jane
<br><br>"Hi, It's pleasure to meet you. We all love the new album."--Joe
<br><br>"Good for you."--Rex
<br><br>"What's he doing here?"--Warren
<br><br>"Just let me introduce you to everybody...there's Gina, Corey,Lucas, AJ, and uh, Warren."--Joe
<br><br>"Hi!"--Warren
<br><br>"I'm Rex Manning, it's great to be here."--Rex
<br><br>"I have all your albums."--Corey
<br><br>"That's terrific, Corey, thank you."--Rex
<br><br>"Hey, Rex...What happened to your hair?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Well, the, uh stylist, if you can call him that, got a little carried away. No biggie."--Rex
<br><br>"It looks good."--Lucas
<br><br>"See, he likes it."--Jane
<br><br>"I...I like it..."--Corey
<br><br>"Great, let's go to work."--Rex
<br><br>"Higher....(taking the pictures.....) That was fabulous, Warren. Thank you!"--AJ
<br><br>::mumbling::
<br><br>"Just smile alright!"--Jane
<br><br>"I don't like the chair."--Rex
<br><br>"What do you mean, you don't like the chair?"--Jane
<br><br>"I don't like the chair."--Rex
<br><br>"What's wrong with the chair? Just sit in the chair."--Jane
<br><br>"I don't wanna sit in it."--Rex
<br><br>"Mr.Manning, this is a very nice chair."--Joe
<br><br>"Thank you, Joseph."--Rex
<br><br>"thank you..."--Jane
<br><br>"Hi!!"--Kathy
<br><br>"Hey. What's your name?"--Rex
<br><br>"Kathy.....K! a..th..y"--Kathy
<br><br>"Ok."--Rex
<br><br>"Ya know, I've seen every episode of The Family Way..."--Kathy
<br><br>"Oh yeah?"--Rex
<br><br>"And you were my favorite singer in high school."--Kathy
<br><br>"Who's your favorite singer now?"--Rex
<br><br>"You!!! It's still you."--Kathy
<br><br>"Bye.."--Rex
<br><br>"So many babes out there! I gotta get Rex some water cause Rex is very very thirsty."--Mark
<br><br>"Mark!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah."--Mark
<br><br>"Who's your favorite singer?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Axl."--Mark
<br><br>"Well, if Axl Rose was driving down the highway and saw Rex Manning stranded on <br><br>the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Does Axl have a jack?"--Mark
<br><br>"No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel, take aim, pound on the gas and take that sucker out! VROOOM!!!!!"--Warren
<br><br>"Warren! Warren! Where do you get theis hostility from?--Lucas
<br><br>"Who glued these quarters down?"--Warren
<br><br>"I did."--AJ
<br><br>"What the hell for man?"--Warren
<br><br>"I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren."--AJ
<br><br>"Warren, look what you took.....Rap, metal, rap, metal...Whitney Houston."--Lucas
<br><br>"It's for my girlfriend ok?"--Warren
<br><br>"Sure it is...ya know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not <br><br>magnify them...maybe some jazz or some classical."--Lucas
<br><br>"Maybe you bite me."--Warren
<br><br>"Do any of you like Rex's new album?"--Jane
<br><br>"Ha ha! Dance party, USA teeny bopper type shit huh?"--Warren
<br><br>"Actually, it tested well amongst teenage males."--Jane
<br><br>"Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?"--Lucas
<br><br> (Warren laughs and honks......)
<br><br>"no.."--Jane
<br><br>"Hi. Who should I make it out to?"--Rex
<br><br>"Denise."--girl
<br><br>"Ahhh. Denise. I've always loved that name."--Rex
<br><br>"Thank you, but it's not mine, it's my mom's. She loves you, I've never even heard of you."--girl
<br><br>"Does your mother still have her own teeth? Forget it."--Rex
<br><br>"Cool hair..."--girl
<br><br>"Ah!"--Rex
<br><br>"Say no more mon amour, say no more mon amour, say no more mon amour!! SAY! NO! MORE!!!"--lady
<br><br>"Berko!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Lucas! I heard a story about you."--Berko
<br><br>"Really? Which one?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Where you stole 9000 dollars and went to Atlantic City, has a contract out on you.......Has anybody seen Deborah today?"--Berko
<br><br>"Yeah, we saw her..She shaved her head, and she has a bandage on her wrist."--AJ
<br><br>"Really? Who are you?"--Berko
<br><br>"I'm Jane."--Jane
<br><br>"oh."--Berko
<br><br>"I work for Rex Manning."--Jane
<br><br>"oh!"--Berko (laughs)
<br><br>"That's funny, huh? If you'll excuse me..."--Jane
<br><br>"You're quitting? You can't quit."--Joe
<br><br>"Ahh it's not them. It's Rex, ya know, I don't even like his music."--Jane
<br><br>"C'mon, Jane, you gotta stay."--Joe
<br><br>"I need a change of scenery."--Jane
<br><br>"C'mon, honey! C'mon, you can't do it to...I can't believe it...she quit!"--Joe
<br><br>"Yeah!!! whoooo!!"--Warren
<br><br>"If you want blood! You got it!!!"--Gina and Corey
<br><br>"Ladies, there should be more selling thank you."--Mitch
<br><br>"Guess who's here!"--Gina
<br><br>"How are ya? I'm Mitchell Beck. I own this place."--Mitch
<br><br>"Oh..Good to meet you. You have a nice store."--Rex
<br><br>"Ahh...nice of you to say. I'll tell ya though, you should have seen it originally. Beck's Bath and Bidet, bathroom fixture emporium..my grandfather started it, it was my beatnik father who turned it into a record store. I tell ya, if I was selling toilets today, I'd be a rich man.....Joe! What's with you? You're sweating like a pig."--Mitch
<br><br>"Well, it's nice to see you too, Mitch."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, c'mon. Is this the way we treat Mr.Manning? Where's the fresh fruit?"--Mitch
<br><br>"No, no that's not neccesary."--Rex
<br><br>"Where's the champagne? No, no, please, he's a big star."--Mitch
<br><br>"Yeah, big huge star."--Joe
<br><br>"So let's get him something."--Mitch
<br><br>"Sure."--Joe
<br><br>"Ok...Joe, I'm going by the bank, so why don't you give me last night's deposit. I wanna be sure it gets there this time."--Mitch
<br><br>"It's ok, I'll take care of it."--Joe
<br><br>"Oh, no, you're a busy man, let me."--Mitch
<br><br>"Mitch! I said I'll handle it, ok?"--Joe
<br><br>"Mitch! Mitch..Mitch..have you met Warren?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Who are you?"--Mitch
<br><br>"Lucas. I work here...Have you met Warren? Cause I wanted to talk to you about <br><br>Warren. You see, young Warren came into the store today and put on a little demonstration for all the store employees. Very motivational. It was inspiring actually, and gosh, he just, he made quite an impression on everybody."--Lucas
"I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound.....Now that wasn't so hard was it? Thank you."--Mitch
<br><br>"I like your hair...You ok?"--Berko
<br><br>"Why do you care? You didn't care last night."--Deb
<br><br>"Yes I did."--Berko
<br><br>"Look, this isn't about you ok? I got home last night and I thought about everything that had happened and and then I thought about everything that had happened the night before that and the week before that and the year before that and, uh, the only thing different was that there was something else making me feel shitty."--Deb
<br><br>"I'm trying to say I'm sorry."--Berko
<br><br>"I just said this wasn't about you. Look, you didn't do anything wrong. I'm screwed up ok?"--Deb
<br><br>"We're all screwed up."--Berko
<br><br>"Don't touch me right now. I just want you to get up and I want you to walk away."--Deb
<br><br>"Corey, I've gotta tell you something.......it's about how I feel about you......I......I..uh...I really, really really...oh God...You know that feeling you get when you get out of a hot bath and you just feel really refreshed and nice? Well, you make me feel like...you make me feel like a bath? ughhh! You're like vanilla ice cream...freanch vanilla ice cream, yeah..."--AJ
<br><br> (mark laughs because of the girl....)
<br><br>"This is bullshit man!!"--Warren
<br><br>"The long arm of the law has embraced our dear friend, Warren."--Lucas
<br><br>"I'm Joe Reese the manager...everything ok?"--Joe
<br><br>"Bullshit man!!! Hey Joe!! Joe!! Tell them what he did!"--Warren
<br><br>"Do you need a statement?"--Joe
<br><br>"No, we already got one from Mr. Lucas."--cop
<br><br>"Oh oh! Mr.Lucas over there, he took 9000 dollars!! I just took a couple of cds!!"--Warren
<br><br>"Hey, hey! that's enough."--cop
<br><br>"Oh, c'mon, Lucas I thought you were my friend man!"--Warren
<br><br>"Take care of yourself, Warren. Don't let the man get ya down."--Lucas
<br><br>"I'm the victim here!"--Warren
<br><br>"I don't wanna see you back at the store, Warren."--Joe
<br><br>"Bye Warren!"--AJ
<br><br>"I'm gonna get you! I'm not playing this time. I'll be back and you'll be sorry!! You're gonna pay for this!!!"--Warren
<br><br>"You'll be sorry!"--AJ
<br><br>"I'm already sorry........................Hi."--Joe
<br><br>"Hey I'm just doing the quarterly income tax returns...I'm almost done."--Deb
<br><br>"Look, Deb, ummmmm, if you need to talk about anything..."--Joe
<br><br>"Gonna fix me, Joe? Ok, fix me..I'll listen."--Deb
<br><br>"Well.... I.... didn't mean that...uh, I mean should I call your mother or something?"--Joe
<br><br>"Great, ya know, if you find her, could you give me her number cause I'd like to talk to her myself. I know you didn't mean anything."--Deb
<br><br>"You're doing a good job, Deb."--Joe
<br><br>"I feel a lot better."--Deb
<br><br>"Joe! You're the best boss in the world....can I bring Rex his lunch?"--Corey
<br><br>"Berko's taking him his lunch."--Joe
<br><br>"Um, Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him right to his face. I don't think that's such a good idea."--Corey
<br><br>"I don't care if Berko sticks an M80 up his butt and likes it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine. It might be an improvement."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch."--Corey
<br><br>"Berko is."--Joe
<br><br>"Joe, I need to bring him his lunch."--Corey
<br><br>"Berko is."-Joe
<br><br>"I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH!!!!!!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"alright."--Joe
<br><br>"Thanks, Joe. Thanks a lot."--Corey
<br><br>"Oooh! The food groups, Corey."--Mark
<br><br>"Goodbye, Mark."--Corey
<br><br>"Hey! Hey! Whoah!"--Mark
<br><br>"Well, this looks very elegant...Yeah...boy, talking to all those women can make you work up an appetite."--Rex
<br><br>"Bet it does."--Corey
<br><br>"I think I've got everything. I'm all set. Thank you."--Rex
<br><br>"So am I."--Corey
<br><br>"You know, I can't help but notice you're sitting there, staring at me."--Rex
<br><br>"I was just thinking how I used to imagine marrying you when you were on The Family Way."--Corey
<br><br>"Marrying me? You must have been a baby then."--Rex
<br><br>"I'm not a baby now."--Corey
<br><br>"You're a sweet girl."--Rex
<br><br>"I'm not as sweet as you think."--Corey
<br><br>"How old are you?"--Rex
<br><br>"Old enough."--Corey
<br><br>"Sure you wanna do this?"--Rex
<br><br>"Yes, definitely."--Corey
<br><br>"Rock and roll."--Rex
<br><br>"Corey!"--AJ
<br><br>"What are you doing here?"--Corey
<br><br>"Fixing the sign.What are you doing?"--AJ
<br><br>"Taking a break."--Corey
<br><br>"Ah, it's weird that you just came up here. Look, I really have to tell you something."--AJ
<br><br>"Not now, please...please, AJ no."--Corey
<br><br>"No, no no it has to be now. listen, you remember that really horrible day when Mark set off the store alarm and and and Gina got dumped by that dentist guy and cried all day and I drew the picture of them and Lucas made voodoo doll and you wore that skirt taht I hate? Do you remember that day?"--AJ
<br><br>"What skirt?"--Corey
<br><br>"The one with the flowers."--AJ
<br><br>"The blue skirt?"--Corey
<br><br>"Yeah, the blue one..."--AJ
<br><br>"You hate.."--Corey
<br><br>"Yeah, I hate that skirt, but it's good that I hate that skirt, Corey, cause....,listen, that..listen to me, that skirt made me realize that I mean, if I can love her in that skirt, then this must really be it. Corey, I love you."--AJ
"What?"--Corey
<br><br>"I mean, I"m in love with you."--AJ
<br><br>"Oh, wow. Please not now please AJ. Please don't do this right now. I'm sorry, but I..I can't handle this right now."--Corey
<br><br>"What are telling me? That you could have handled it some other time? Is that it?"--AJ
<br><br>"Look, I just threw myself at Rex Manning ok? I made a total fool out of myself...and I really...."--Corey
<br><br>"You what?"--AJ
<br><br>"Yes, and I'm not ready for this ok? And I..I'm sorry...I'm sorry.........I'm sorry, I just wanna be alone ok?"--Corey
<br><br>"Just forget I said anything alright. Just forget it....I didn't say anything...nothing happened."--AJ
<br><br>"Well, forget about Rex...We'll get you another guy."--Gina
<br><br>"I don't want another guy...I'm not like you....I don't need another guy...why do you always try to make me like you?"--Corey
<br><br>"What do you mean 'like me'?"--Gina
<br><br>"I'm not like you with guys. I don't need to do what you do all the time."--Corey
<br><br>"Oh ok I see...not like me, the turbo slut, is that what you mean? What are you saying that I gotta go do every guy I see?"--Gina
<br><br>"You certainly seem to enjoy it."--Corey
<br><br>"Huh! Well, what did you do? Huh Corey? Did you go over there and did you act all perfect and better than everybody? Do you think guys like you for that?"--Gina
<br><br>"They may not like it, but at least they don't do it with me and go off and laugh!"--Corey
<br><br>"Miss self righteous."--Gina
<br><br>"Here you are. Hey is Rex Manning in yet? Cause if he is, you gotta show him my 8 track..it's so great....it's The Family Way and it's in the like vinyl section right underneath..."--Eddie
<br><br>"Eddie please!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"Hey, what'd I do? Hey! you forgot your thingy!!!"--Eddie
<br><br>"I don't know it's just something I've always been able to do...I can tell you what color and what kind..."--Gina
<br><br>"Alright, what am I wearing now?"--Rex
<br><br>"Jockeys..navy blue. am I right?"--Gina
<br><br>"I don't know."--Rex
<br><br>"Well, why don't you check it out and you let me know."--Gina
<br><br>"Now, the 64000 dollar question."--Rex
<br><br>"Hi...That's really nice."--Corey
<br><br>"Don't."--AJ
<br><br>"Don't what?"--Corey
<br><br>"Pretend like nothing happened, just don't."--AJ
<br><br>"AJ, when you told me that before, I just freaked because I don't think if you like that. I mean, you're my best friend. I think we have something better than that."--Corey
<br><br>"Better.......that's bullshit...you know it's bullshit."--AJ
<br><br>"One for miss teen America...it's ok, I didn't spit on it."--Deb
<br><br>"Dis honesty? What's that supposed to mean?"--Corey
<br><br>"And one for the man with the band."--Deb
<br><br>"Oooh! Marc sucks. yeah!"--Mark
<br><br>"Hey, AJ, I made you a button...stupid."--Deb
<br><br>"Deborah, you're just in time..please....Surprise!."--AJ
<br><br>"Oh Rexy, you're so sexy!!!" woman
<br><br>"Uh uh! Uh uh! Veto veto veto!! I'm not listening to it!"--Deb
<br><br>"No! We're dancing to it! You don't gotta listen to it."--AJ
<br><br>"No no no no I'm not gonna dance to Rex Manning."--Deb
<br><br>"Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy."--AJ
<br><br>"No, you're stupid, stupid, stupid!!!"--Deb
<br><br>"No, I'm so sexy!"--AJ
<br><br>"Ughh! get off!"--Deb
<br><br> (AJ singing badly...)
<br><br>"Ahhhhhhh!!!"-- Mark
<br><br>"Having fun? I hope so! Don't let me stop you....keep dancing! But you better do it now, casue by next week, this is gonna be a Musictown and I don't think that they allow dancing Musictown!"--Joe
<br><br>"What are we supposed to do instead, Joe?"--Lucas
<br><br>"What am I gonna do with this guy? huh? What should I do? Turn him in to the police? Send him to jail? Who do you think that he's gonna come to when he wants bail? Who? me! right? me! What should I do? Put in my own 9 grand and then I'm screwed."--Joe
<br><br>"Dont worry, Joe, you're a superb manager."--Lucas
<br><br>"Really?"--Joe
<br><br>"Superb."--Lucas
<br><br>"Keep it up, Lucas."--Joe
<br><br>"Superb."--Lucas
<br><br>"Say it again."--Joe
<br><br>"Superb..............Joe, that's my shoulder!"--Lucas
<br><br>"Get in there!"--Joe
<br><br>"No! Joe!! Ohhh owww owww!! Don't do it, don't do it, Joe!"--Lucas
<br><br>"You deserved that, you know it right?"--Joe
<br><br>"I know it."--Lucas
<br><br>"Where's Rex?"--Joe
<br><br>"Got a better question for ya, Joe. Where's Gina?"--Deb
<br><br>"I'll look upstairs."--AJ
<br><br>"I'll check the bathroom."--Deb
<br><br>"I'll check the storage room."--Berko
<br><br>"I'll check the sofa."--Lucas
<br><br>"hey hey! How's it going man? Hey, Joe, I'm sorry I'm late. I brought some pizza just in case anyone got hungry. So what's up man? Why's everybody looking so glum? <br><br>Where's sexy Rexy??"--Eddie
<br><br>"It's kinda funny you should out it that way."--Deb
<br><br>"What?"--Eddie
<br><br>"Joe, I'm not feeling so good. Can I count out now? Why's the door locked? <br><br>Where's Gina? Wheres Rex?"--Corey
<br><br>"What? No applause?"--Rex
<br><br> (AJ and Rex fight)
<br><br>"AJ stop it! He's not worth it!"-Corey
<br><br>"AJ!!"--Joe
<br><br>"Wise up kiddo!."--Rex
<br><br>"Take your purse and get the hell out of my store."--Joe
<br><br>"Where's Jane?"--Rex
<br><br>"She quit, pal."--Joe
<br><br>"What?"--Rex
<br><br>"And I lied about your hair. It looks stupid."--Lucas
<br><br>"And we all hate the new album."--Deb
<br><br>"Not to mention the ones before that."--Berko
<br><br>"You're just a washed up imposter man."--Eddie
<br><br>"Why don't you all just.....fade away."--Rex
<br><br>"How could you, man? With Rex manning!"--Eddie
<br><br>"I hate you."--Corey
<br><br>"Gina, you better go home."--Joe
<br><br>"Am I fired?"--Gina
<br><br>"Have I fired anyone today? no. Why would I start with you?"--Joe
<br><br>"So is this how your life is gonna be now huh? You just gonna screw every has-been <br><br>until your tits fall down and they don't want you anymore?"--Corey
<br><br>"Well, at least I don't hide what I am, right Corey? At least, Im not some closet speed freak right? Do you think I don't see what you do?"--Gina
<br><br>"Shut up!"--Corey
<br><br>"Do you think I don't see what you do!!!!!"--Gina
<br><br>"SHUT UP!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"I see what you do...what's this? oh what's this? What are these? huh? What are these? Aspirins? Vitamins? Breath mints!!?? Diet pills! oh! What a surprise!"--Gina
<br><br>"Stop it!"--Corey
<br><br>"You know what? I could study all night if I was chowing down speed too you know that I could! Here's one for your perfect little face and your perfect body..."--Gina
<br><br>"SHUT UP!!"--Corey
<br><br>"And one for your perfect family and your perfect school!!"--Gina
<br><br>"Stop it!!"--Corey
<br><br>"Gina, stop it."--Joe
<br><br>"And your perfect, perfect future!!!!!"--Gina
<br><br>"Stop it...Stop it....C'mon."--Joe
<br><br>"I'm stopping. I'm stopping!!"--Gina
<br><br>"Go home."--Joe
<br><br>"It's always about her."--Gina
<br><br>"It's gonna be fine."--Joe
<br><br>"No, it's not gonna be fine!! Nothing's ever fine!!! No I'll show you fine!!! I hate you!! <br><br>I hate everything!!!!!!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"And..up. better? ok let's dry off...so I guess nobody really has it all together."--Deb
<br><br>"No."--Corey
<br><br>"I feel like I should welcome you to the neighborhood or something. Anyway, did you really wanna do Rex Manning in the countout room? Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe. Oh Rexy! Stop that!! You're so sexy!!"--Deb
<br><br>"Why are you being so nice to me?"--Corey
<br><br>"Let's save our hallmark moment."--Deb
<br><br>"GWAR!!"--Mark
<br><br>"Hey Mark! You love Gwar! Why don't ya join the band? Oh man, Mark, man,you play a mean guitar, man. Its really a shame that you must die!"--thing in Gwar video
<br><br>"Hee hee!!! Whoah! I love you, Eddie!"--Mark
<br><br>"Need a new night manager? What are you doing later?"--Jane
<br><br>"I'm either going to jail or Hell, I can't decide which."--Joe
<br><br>"Well, wherever you're going, would you like to have dinner with me first?"--Jane
<br><br>"You bet."--Joe
<br><br>"Hey, AJ, Can I ask you something? Do you know where Harvard is?"--Eddie
<br><br>"It's near Boston."--AJ
<br><br>"No, I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet man. Another universe totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats. What I'm trying to say is that you and Corey are just not made for each other. She's different than you....she's.."--Eddie
<br><br>"Death is in the cards....Rest in peace, Deb...is Deborah not wth us anymore?"--Lucas
<br><br>"If Deb wants to die, let's show her what a real funeral would be like........We're gathered here today to pay our last respects to Deborah. She left us and never said why. But I'm really gonna miss her and I wish that I could have known her a little better."--Corey
<br><br>"Dogshit."--Deb
<br><br>"Hey, dead people don't talk."--Eddie
<br><br>"Berko, would you like to say something?"--Corey
<br><br>"Deb , I just want you to stay."--Berko
<br><br>"AJ, do you have something to say?"--Corey
<br><br>"Well,is it better to know or not to know?See, I wanna go to art school, but I'm afraid."--AJ
<br><br>"Jesus, I hate this funeral."--Deb
<br><br>"There you are.....Empire Records, open til Midnight,this is Mark.....Midnight!!!! Help me! help me, help me, help me!! Oh God um!"--Mark
<br><br>"I'll take care of it boss."--AJ
<br><br>"ok"--Joe
<br><br>"I really miss Gina."--Corey
<br><br>"That's really special, but, um, aren't we supposed to be talking about me?"--Deb
<br><br>"I know. I just can't stop thinking about her. She's not afraid of life and she's not afraid to be herself and I wish I could be like that. I wish I could be brave like Gina."--Corey
<br><br>"You are brave. You're getting out of here. You're always talking about how I do what I wanna do, but I don't. I don't. Cause I wanna sing in a band, but I don't have the guts to even audition. And I know that if I don't do something, I'm gonna end up like my mother. Her life ended after high school."--Gina
<br><br>"You're never gonna be like your mother if you don't wanna be like your mother.....you're gonna be fine."--Corey
<br><br>"That's so sweet, I think I'm gonna barf...excuse me."--Deb
<br><br>"Get down here."--Gina
<br><br>Hey Mark."--Corey
<br><br>"umm I used to pee in my bed. I did. I..I..I wet the bed until I was 10. My mother turned me over to the county when I was 10 to..uh no, not for being a bedwetter, but for being a bad seed. ya know..anyways, three years went by and Joe came and he took me out and I became the well adjusted person I am today."--Lucas
<br><br>"Look, I tried to kill myself with a lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip. It took me forever just to get it though my skin. I don't know..I was just tired of being invisible."--Deb
<br><br>"We love you Deborah."--Corey
<br><br>"Warren, get out of the store."--AJ
<br><br>"You can't tell me what to do AJ!"--Warren
<br><br>"What are you doing with a gun?"--AJ
<br><br>"What do you think I'm doing with a gun?"--Warren
<br><br>"What the hell was that?"--Eddie
<br><br>"Christ! Holy holy..shit man!!!"--Warren
<br><br>"man, why don't you let these people go? What do you say? huh?"--AJ
<br><br>"Good try, AJ! Good try. You're trying to fool me man..I'm not that dumb. They'll call the cops.."--Warren
<br><br>"Nobody's gonna call the cops!"--AJ
<br><br>"It's Warren...He's shooting up the place."--Joe
<br><br>"Oh my God!! AJ!!"--Corey
<br><br>"AJ's fine. Everybody stand back ok. Jane, call 911."--Joe
<br><br>"I'm crazy and I got a gun! Joe! Hey Joe! Did you see that man? You see that? Wasn't that brilliant? Yeah, didn't you love that? You told me not to come back well, here I am."--Warren
<br><br>"Gimme the gun, Warren."--Joe
<br><br>"I'll give you the gun."--Warren
<br><br>"Deb, what are you doing?"--Joe
<br><br>"I wanted to have a little chat with Warren..."--Deb
<br><br>"Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun...."--Warren
<br><br>"What do you want, Warren?"--Deb
<br><br>"Stop calling me Warren!! My name isn't fucking Warren!!"--Warren
<br><br>"His name isn't Warren."--Eddie
<br><br>"His name isn't Warren."--Corey
<br><br>"His name isn't Warren?"--Berko
<br><br>"Well you can't kill me Warren...."--Deb
<br><br>"I thought his name was Warren."--Mark
<br><br>"Cause I'm already dead...and I talked to God and she says, 'Yo wusup?'and she wants you to lose the gun."--Deb
<br><br>"You're psycho! You are psycho! What the hell is wrong with you people? You all belong in the looney bin! Every one of ya! Forget you guys. i don;t need you. You think you;re so happy and so God damn great cause you work ina freaking record store. You think you're so superior! Hey, Joe, Lucas steals 9 grand and you don't do dick to him! So you gonna give me a job now?"--Warren
<br><br>"So that's it Warren? You wanna work in a record store?"--Berko
<br><br>"No."--Warren
<br><br>"I think you're lying, Warren."--Lucas
<br><br>"He's not gonna give me a job man."--Warren
<br><br>"How do you know?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Why should he? Why should anyone give me a job?"--Warren
<br><br>"Gave me a job."--Lucas
<br><br>"So, do I get the job?"--Warren
<br><br>"Well, considering the fact that he's a minor and he put blanks in the gun, there's really not a whole lot they can do to him."--cop
<br><br>"Well, thanks a lot officers. Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble ok?"--Joe
<br><br>"Wait..wait a minute...Warren, I made this for you...Warren, I work...."--AJ
<br><br>"Wait,wait, wait, wait, can you keep it here for me? So when I get back?"--Warren
<br><br>"Sure,"--AJ
<br><br>"Thanks man."--Warren
<br><br>"Hey, Warren, take care of yourself. Don't let the man get ya down."--Lucas
<br><br>"Yeah you too Lucas...Bye Gina!"--Warren
<br><br>"Don't drop the soap!"--Berko
<br><br>"I gotta call Mitchell."--Joe
<br><br>"It's 1900 bucks. I sold my Vesper across the street."--Deb
<br><br>"No."--Lucas
<br><br>"Here's 600 dollars left over from the Rex Manning expense account."--jane
<br><br>"About 30 bucks from Deborah's buttons."--Mark
<br><br>"I have some money in my bag."--Corey
<br><br>"There's a couple of bucks and some bazook Joe for karma."--Berko
<br><br>"23 dollars from Aj's expense account."--AJ
<br><br>"Maybe you can hawk this. I dunno."--Joe
<br><br>"That's 3050."--Corey
<br><br>"Yeah."--Gina
<br><br>"Six more."--Corey
<br><br>"It's not about money ok? I....I hate money Um, look, I...I thought I knew what I was doing, but I didn't ok? I give up...Call Mitchell."--Lucas
<br><br>"I think I can work something out here."--Joe
<br><br>"No! Now's the time..Just call him."Lucas
<br><br>"Whoah...whoah..wait a second..Just gimme..gimme a couple of seconds!."--Mark
<br><br>"And so the prepetrator will now be taken to juvenile hall and likely charged with assoult with a deadly weapon and possibly even kidnapping."--TV man
<br><br>"I saw the whole thing go down. See, I work here."--Mark
<br><br>"Hey, guys check it out! Mark's on TV!"--Eddie
<br><br>"Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene. An employee of the store who saw it all. Tell us what happened."--TV man
<br><br>"Well, there was this guy here and he kinda wigged out and everything, but that's besides the point because we're having a get together here tonight. There's gonna be free admission, live music, pits, chicks, the full 9 yards man. It's gonna be heavy shit here at Midnight!"--Mark
<br><br>"We're live on the air right now uh sir. That's the story now kids."--TV man
<br><br>"Talking about a party."--Eddie
<br><br>"Anybody can come! Here at Midnight! Party on man! Damn the man! Savt the Empire!"--Mark
<br><br> (setting up for the party...)
<br><br>"Oh no no Gimme that...Gotta make some money."--Jane
<br><br>"Whoah!!! ok!!"--Mark
<br><br>"Got it!"--Gina
<br><br>"Ya know, it's something you gotta invest in when you're young. A record is like a life. It goes around and around.."--Eddie
<br><br>"How much is that?"--dude
<br><br>"80 bucks.."--AJ
<br><br>"yes!"--Mark
<br><br>"Five dollars a beer! Have your money ready alright!"--AJ
<br><br>"There you go."--Mark
<br><br>"You gotta buy something before you go in, so you wanna buy some vinyl or something?"--Eddie
<br><br>"Joe!!! What is going on here?!? Why do I get the feeling I am being royally screwed Joe?"--Mitch
<br><br>"Because you are, Mitch. There was no money in the bag. One of my employees needed it."--Joe
<br><br>"Who took it? Who took my money?"--Mitch
<br><br>"Mitch! This is some party. I mean, it's a hell of a turnout."--Lucas
<br><br>"Who are you?"--Mitch
<br><br>"I'm Lucas. I still work here."--Lucas
<br><br>"How could I forget? We're having a discussion here."--Mitch
<br><br>"Mitchell, I wanted to talk to you about this Musictown thing. Next week, you will be the proud owner of one of many Musictowns across this great land correct?"--Lucas
<br><br>"Yes."--Mitch
<br><br>"And you like this because Musictown jacks up their prices so you make more money."-Lucas
<br><br>"You're a smart boy."--Mitch
<br><br>"Now, when Musictown comes in, Joe is out, Aj is out and all the beautiful little tattooed gum chewing freaks are out as well and uh it pretty much goes without saying that I'm out."--Lucas
<br><br>"Well, I wish it had gone without saying, but you don't seem to shut up!"--Mitch
<br><br>"I think what Lucas is trying to say is that I'm gonna open my own store."--Joe
<br><br>"You don't have the start up capital"--Mitch
<br><br>"Yes he does."--Lucas
<br><br>"No I don't, but I will. I will get it. Mitch. I quit. You knew didn't you?"--Joe
<br><br>"About what?'--Lucas
<br><br>"Everything.....me..what I wanted to do."--Joe
<br><br>"I knew you weren't happy..."--Lucas
<br><br> (Berko and Gina singing...)
<br><br>"Yeah!!"--Eddie
<br><br>"Yeah!!!!!"--Mark and Corey
<br><br>"Thank you for coming....bye bye...thank you....move along."--Mitch
<br><br>"These are on sale with a coupon right?"--girl
<br><br>"Doesn't anybody work in this store?!?"--Mitch
<br><br>"I do.."--Warren
<br><br>"AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"Please leave the merchandise. take your cup and get out! There must be somebody outside you need to mug or something! NOW!!!!"--Mitch
<br><br>"Here's all your money. Count it.."--Joe
<br><br>"Look, Joe, You lovethis place..I hate it...Why don't I sell it to ya? cheap...."--Mitch
<br><br>"Thanks Mitch..you won't regret it.......a**hole!!!"--Joe
<br><br>"I'll take it!"--guy
<br><br>"Gimme that!"--Mitch
<br><br>"You! Take the lead. Go on, Gina! Take it! You're on!"--Berko
<br><br>"Perfect...Well, not enirely perfect."--Lucas
<br><br>"Hi. What are you doing up here?"--AJ
<br><br>"You listen to me!"--Corey
<br><br>"Hello Corey."--AJ
<br><br>"You're so special and you have everything it takes, you have more than everything it takes and you're really stupid cause you don't know that. And I know that you don't love me anymore and I know that I blew it, but at least I know that and if you don't go to art school, and if you don't understand how special you are, then you know nothing."--Corey
<br><br>"Corey....I..."--AJ
<br><br>"And I did love you and I still, only I didn't know it was love because it was more than love and it wasn't just some stupid feeling in my stomach like everything else. And I'll never love anybody as much as you and I hate you!!! I hate you!!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"Corey!"--AJ
<br><br>"Why do you make me so mad?!?!!!!"--Corey
<br><br>"I quit. Im going to art school in Boston. So I can be near you."--AJ
<br><br>"Really?"--Corey
<br><br>"yeah...."--AJ

Some cool scenes from the unseen Script!!!

Some of my fave scenes or sayings in the third script draft
of Empire!:

  COREY: "Check it out, I found all my old Rex Diamond LP's.
If you throw them out of the car, you're dead!"
  GINA: "Geez, would you look at this? Say no More, Mon Amour.
A whole song about telling a woman to shut up and f*ck! Bye
Bye!"
 She hurls the the LP outa the car
  COREY: "Gina!!!"

 Corey hugs AJ He holds on to her, maybe alittle too long.
 Smells her hair
  GINA: "Hey AJ, you gettin a boner?"
 AJ breaks away from Corey, self concious, but hiding it
  AJ: "Gina, you should wash your mouth out with soap!"
  GINA: "I've had a lot of things in my mouth AJ, but soap
hasn't been one of them!"

  COREY: "So Art school, talk to me."
  AJ: "I have decided definitely not to make a definite
decision!"
  COREY: "Well, as long as the definite decision is undecided,
than it isn't definite, so it's still undecided?"
  AJ: "Undecidedly, undecided!"

  MARK: "Gina, where's Corey, her dad just dropped off this 
letter. I think it's from an institution of higher learning!"
 Corey's head pops up between the isles
  COREY: "Mark, don't move!"
 Gina leans over the counter reaching for the letter
  GINA: "Mark, give me that!"
  MARK: "I can't. I'm not supposed to move."
 Gina grabs the letter from Mark, just as Corey reaches the 
 counter
  COREY: "Gina! Cough it up!"
  GINA: "I think...Not!"
 Gina playfully tosses the letter to AJ He holds it out of
 Corey's reach. Gina and AJ habd the letter off to eachother,
 so Corey can't get it. Suddenly Gina screams-
  GINA: "The suspense is killing me!"
 Gina opens the letter. Everyone waits, Gina's mouth drops
  AJ: "Did she get in?"
  GINA: "To NYU: Pre-Med, on a full scholarship!"
 AJ looks shocked. Reality is setting in, Corey is really
 leaving! Gina gingerly now hands the now crumpled letter
 to Corey over the counter. She wants to be happy about this,
 she really does, but the air is a bit laden.
  GINA: "Congratulations Corey."
 Corey looks at AJ, he's not sure how to respond. Suddenly
 Gina gets a rush of adrenaline.
  GINA: "For God's sakes, this is better than Not swallowing!
(on PA) Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcment, one of
our most valued employees is going off to NYC to study medicine!
She's outa here!"
 The few customers in the store applaud. AJ leaves the counter
 and goes over to Corey. He stands there awkwardly. She's a bit
 in shock, she stares at the letter.
  COREY: (joking) "My father just dropped it off, didn't even
come in, I guess he had to tee off early today. He's a very 
pious man when it comes to golf.
  AJ: "He knew you were in, we all knew you were in."
  COREY: "It's pretty pedestrian when everyone knows how random
you are. So maybe you'll got to art school too, huh?
  AJ: "I dunno. I'll leave the brilliance up to you, it suits
you. I'm kind of a meat and potatoes mediocrity kinda guy."
 A Mariah Carey custumer taps AJ on the shoulder
  CUSTOMER: "Excuse me? Will you help me?"
  AJ: "Don't you know that God only helps those who helps
themselves? Alright, come one."
 AJ kisses Corey on the cheek and walks away with the customer.
 Corey smiles, AJ makes her better!

(More scenes comin soon)

Til I Hear It From You Gin Blossoms

I didn't ask
They shouldn't have told me
At first I'd laugh, but now
It's sinking in fast
Whatever they've sold me
Well baby I don't want to take advice from fools
I'll just figure everything is cool
Until I hear it from you
It gets hard
The memory's faded
Who gets what they say
It's likely they're just jealous and jaded
Well maybe I don't want to take advice from fools
I'll just figure everything is cool
Until I hear it from you
Until I hear it from you
I can't let it get me off
Or break up my train of thought
As far as I know, nothing's wrong
Until I hear it from you
Still thinking about not living without it
Outside looking in
Til we're talking about it, not stepping around it
Maybe I don't want to take advice from fools
I'll just figure everything is cool
Until I hear it from you...



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Liar The Cranberries

Say it if you want to,
And say it if you will,
But if you don't say what you are thinking,
No, I won't take too kindly to it.


When all I want is something special,
And you can't give it to me,
Then all you do is lie to me,
So you're a Liar, Liar, Liar.


I will run I will fight, I will take you through the night,
Lie, Lie, Liar
I will run I will fight,
I will take you through the night,
Lie, Lie, Liar


Say it if you want to,
And say it if you choose,
Because if you don't say what you are thinking,
No, I won't take too kindly to it.


When all I want is something different,
And you couldn't give it to me,
Then all you do is lie to me,
So you're a Liar, Liar, Liar


I will run I will fight, I will take you through the night,
Lie, Lie, Liar
I will run I will fight,
I will take you through the night,
Lie, Lie, Liar


I will fight you,
I'll fight you,
Confide in you


Liar Liar Liar you know
You're a Liar Liar Liar


Liar


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A Girl Like You Edwyn Collins

I've never known a girl like you before
Now just like in a song from days of yore
Here you come a knockin', knockin' at my door
And I've never met a girl like you before
You give me just a taste so I want more and more
Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw
Now you've got me crawlin', crawlin' on the floor
And I've never met a girl like you before
You've made me acknowledge the devil in me
I hope to God I'm talkin' metaphorically
Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically
Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel
And I've never known a girl like you before
Never, never, never, never
Never known a girl like you before
This old town's changed so much
Don't feel like I belong
Too many protest singers
Not enough protest songs
And now you've come along
Yes you've come along
And I've never met a girl like you before



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The Martinis Free

Omnipresent phrase in my mind
Spoken word I've said one million times
Who are you to tell me it'll always be this way
I close my eyes and I turn around
And leave it all behind


So free for the moment
Lost somewhere between the earth and the sky
So free for the moment
Lost because I wanna be lost
Don't try to find me


Always try to breeze through my life
Repetitious things I've done one million times
Who are you to tell me that I'll always be this way
I close my eyes and I turn around
And leave it all behind


What could I do
It's not such a terrible thing
What would you do
It's not such a terrible thing


So free for the moment
Lost somewhere between the earth and the sky
So free for the moment
Lost because I wanna be lost
So free for the moment
Lost somewhere between the earth and the sky
So free for the moment
Lost because I wanna be lost
Don't try to find me



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Toad the Wet Sprocket Crazy Life

anyway now, it don't seem right
he is in there and you're on the outside
over pine ridge to wounded knee
there's blood on the ground as far as you see
crazy life


in the air i'm sensing a change in the weather
in the end the path is clear
does anyone remember here
did you all think he'd just disappear
crazy life
what have you done with Peltier
who did you think you'd taken away
crazy life


in the air i'm sensing a change in the weather
in the end the path is clear


burying won't stop it breathing forever
underground it takes to root


anyway, it don't seem right
he is in there and you're on the outside
what have you done with Peltier
who did you think you'd taken away
it's not over...



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The Innocence Mission Bright As Yellow

And you live your life with your arms stretched out.
Eye to eye when speaking.
Enter rooms with great joy shouts,
happy to be meeting.


And bright,
bright,
bright as yellow,
warm as yellow.


And I do not want to be a rose.
I do not wish to be pale pink,
but flower scarlet, flower gold.
And have no thorns to distance me,


but be bright,
bright,
bright as yellow,
warm as yellow.


Even if I'm shouting, even if I'm shouting here
inside.
Even if I'm shouting, do you see that I'm wanting,
that I want to be so
bright,
bright,
bright as yellow,
warm as yellow.



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Circle of Friends Better Than Ezra

Well how the times have changed
Looking back, it seems so clear now
Everything you wanted in your life
Everything is certain
Try and understand
Put a checklist on your wall
I am not what you think I should be


(Chorus)
But you're making amends
To your circle of friends
And you're trying to fit me to their mold
Yeah you're making amends
To your circle of friends
And you're trying to fit me to their mold


When you're trying to make decisions
When you try to water this thing down
Look up once in a while
You'll see it's not so clear
The things you believe in
Are the things that's worth keeping
Make a promise, stand right by your word


(Chorus, guitar solo, repeat chorus)
Your circle of friends
Your circle of friends
Your circle of friends



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Whole Lotta Trouble Cracker

There's no happy ever after
here we're just trying to survive.


Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, in this life.


Work and you could have your money,
but that don't guarantee you're right.


Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, in this life.


In the morning the sun comes up.
In the evening the sun goes down.
Did you that I could look alive
when everything was dying
in this cold dark town.


Some folks just think you're starting over.
They take a lifetime to decide.


Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, baby.
Whole lotta trouble, in this life.



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What You Are Drill

Somewhere searching to figure it out
You take me back again
Somewhere drifting above and beyond
The sky and everyone


[chorus]
What you are [x3]
Is the voice behind that dream


Sleeping quiet I float in the air
Searching for you there
Miles and miles away from your touch
Aching everywhere



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Ballad of El Goodo Evan Dando

Years ago my heart was set to live on
And I've been tryin hard against unbelievable odds
Gets so hard at times like now to hold on
Guns they wait to be stuck by
And at my side is God


Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round


People round you tell you that they know
The places they have been, and it's easy to go
They'll zip you up and dress you down, and stand you in their role
You know you don't have to
You can just say no


And there ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round


I've been built up and trusted
Broke down and busted
They'll get theirs and we'll get ours if you can just
Hold on
Hold on
Hold on
Hold on


Years ago my heart was set to live on
And I've been tryin hard against unbelievable odds
Gets so hard at times like now to hold on
Gonna fall if I don't fight it
And at my side is God


Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round
Ain't no one goin to turn me round 




gross version
not recomended if under 18
Sugarhigh(Soundtrack Version) Coyote Shivers

they all said "she's just another groupie slut"
and I said I thought you were anything but
think again, sometimes reputations outlive their applications
and sometimes fires don't go out, when you're done playing with them
I feel so funny deep inside
when you kiss me goodbye


sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh


we could go out and not even leave the house
a t.v. set and a bottle of wine is just fine
making out on that old pull out couch
watching saturday night live, I guess that's why
I feel so funny deep inside
when I lick between your thighs


sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh


alright...solo


and I have searched both far and wide
and I've explored the deepest caverns of my mind
to try and find an explanation why
I get this funny feeling deep inside
when you kiss me goodbye
and when I lick between your thighs


sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh.....sugarhigh....shhhhhhhhhhhhhh 






Sugarhigh(film version) Coyote Shivers

they all said life's just a bowl of cherries, but
sometimes it seems like anything but
think again
sometimes reputations outlive their applications
sometimes fires don't go out
when you're done playing with them
I feel so funny deep inside
I wanna kiss myself goodbye


sugarhigh..
gotta have it really need it to get by
sugarhigh..
wanna feel it can't conceal it
sugarhigh


I could go out and not even leave the house
a TV set and a bottle of wine, just fine
crashing out on that old pull out couch
watching saturday night live
I guess that's why
I feel so funny deep inside
I wanna kiss myself goodbye


sugarhigh


when I think about my life
I wanna kiss myself goodbye


sugarhigh..
sugarhigh


alright, (guitar solo)


I... far and wide
I've explored the deepest caverns of my mind
to try and find an explanation why
I get this funny feeling deep inside
when I think about my life
I wanna kiss myself goodbye


sugarhigh..
gotta have it really need it to get by
sugarhigh..
I wanna feel it can't conceal it makes me high
sugarhigh..
need it now I've got to live until I die
sugarhigh..
can you feel it, can you feel it
sugarhigh



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Video Killed The Radio Star The Buggles

I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty Two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you.
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through.


Oh-a oh


They took the credit for your second symphony.
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see.


Oh-a oh

I met your children
Oh-a oh

What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.


Pictures came and broke your heart.
Oh-a-a-a oh


And now we meet in an abandoned studio.
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago.
And you remember the jingles used to go.


Oh-a oh


You were the first one.
Oh-a oh


You were the last one.


Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh,
Oh-a-aho oh


Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.


In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far.
Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VTR.


You are a radio star.
You are a radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.


Video killed the radio star. (You are a radio star.)





Little Bastard Ass Ponys

Little Bastard
All fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank-top shirt
When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down,
You're gonna get hurt."


CHORUS
And she calls him Little Bastard
And she says it to his face
And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard,
Call me Snake."


Little Bastard
Has a re-occuring dream
That he's a pirate
On a sea of snakes
And when the waves come
You can listen to him scream
As the tide runs
Down his leg


CHORUS

Little Bastard
All fish-belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tank-top shirt
When his grandma
Sees him playing with a knife
She says, "Put that down
You're gonna get hurt."


CHORUS





Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla

Must of been mid afternoon
I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out and
He walked with a purpose
In his sneakers, down the street
He had, many questions
Like children often do
He said,
Tell me all your thoughts on God
Tell me am I very far?


Must of been late afternoon
On our way the sun broke free of the clouds
We count only blue cars
Skip the cracks, in the street
And ask many questions
Like children often do
We said,
Tell me all your thoughts on God
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God,
Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far -
Am I very far now?


Its getting cold picked up the pace
How our shoes make hard noises in this place
Our clothes are stained
We pass many, cross eyed people
And ask many questions
Like children often do


Tell me all your thoughts on God
'Cause I would really like to meet her.
And ask her why we're who we are.
Tell me all your thoughts on God?
'Cause I am on my way to see her.
So tell me am I very far?
Am I very far now
Am I very far now
Am I very far now





Romeo And Juliet Dire Straits

A lovestruck romeo sing a streetsuss serenade
Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
Finds a convenient street light steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it?


Juliet says hey it's romeo you nearly gimme a heart attack
He's underneath the window she's singing hey la my boyfriend's back
You shouldn't come around here singing up at people like that
Anyway what you gonna do about it?


Juliet the dice was loaded from the start
And I bet and you exploded into my heart
And I forget the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet?


Come up on different streets they both were streets of shame
Both dirty both mean yes and the dream was just the same
And I dreamed your dream for you and now your dream is real
How can you look at me as if I was just another one of your deals?


When you can fall for chains of silver you can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers and the promises they hold
You promised me everything you promised me thick and thin
Now you just say oh romeo yeah you know I used to have a scene with him


Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above and I love you till I die
There's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet?


I can't do the talk like they talk on the TV
And I can't do a love song like the way it's meant to be
I can't do everything but I'd do anything for you
I can't do anything except be in love you


And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
And all I do is keep th beat and bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie I'd do the stars with you any time


Juliet when we made love you used to cry
You said I love you like the stars above I'll love you till I die
And there's a place for us you know the movie song
When you gonna realise it was just that the time was wrong juliet?


A lovestruck romeo sings a streetsuss serenade
Laying everybody low with a lovesong that he made
finds a convenient streetlight steps out of the shade
Says something like you and me babe how about it?






How The Cranberries

Look, you're standing alone
(Standing alone)
However I should have known
(I should have known)


(chorus 1)
Never before, never before
never again, never again
you will ignore, you will ignore
I will pretend, I will pretend


(chorus 2)
In your world,
You're alone in your face
Your alone in your world
Your alone in your face


How you said you never would leave me alone
How you said you never would leave me alone


Now you're just walking away
(Walking away)
When you said you always would stay
(Always would stay)





Saddam a go-go Gwar

I at the time was a comunist
Lived on a collective farm
She was a part time anarchist
Our sex went off like a bomb
Living the life of a terrorist
Looking for the man Saddam
Who gave me a gun
As Iran to the sun
If you die like a dog
Then you are


SADDAM
HAIL!
THEY SHALL DROWN IN THEIR OWN
BLOOD!
HAIL SADDAM A GO-GO!


Going to Saddam a go-go
Everybody is there
Business of strange bed fellows
Makes you dance around like a bear
Ein, Schwein, kick him in the eye
They were the ones
Who could rice from the sun


As they dived in their planes
And they die!
How they died!


The running paper tiger chases it's own
tail


HAIL SADDAM A GO-GO!


He was someone
Who was there for
People like me
Hi there Saddam
Love the party
Yes they're all here with me in Saddam


Bloody Saddam
Loves you always
Always a kick
Bloody Saddam
Even though the
Smell is making me sick
As we sit on our roofs
And cheer as your
Scuds fall like rain


Here at the ancient ziggataut
Saddam is presiding there
Running around with a saxaphone
Where is the president where?
Here it comes the black tornado
Let's have a cheer for Sarejavo
If you survive what
Falls out of his mind
You'll make the political world






Plowed Sponge

Will I wake up
Is it a dream I made up
No I guess it's reality
What will change us
Or will we mess up
Our only chance to connect
With a dream
Say a prayer for me
I'm buried by the sound
In a world of human
Wreckage
I'm lost and I'm found
And I can't touch the
Ground
I'm plowed into the sound
To see wide open
With a head that's broken
Hang a life on a tragedy
Plow me under the ground
That covers the message
That is the seed





This is the Day The The

Well... you didn't wake up this morning
Because you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes
Turn red
The calendar, on your wall, is ticking the days off
The calendar on your wall is ticking
the days off
You've been reading some old letters
You smile and think how much you've changed
All the money in the world
Couldn't bring back those days.
You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes,
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
You could've done anything -- if you'd wanted
And all your friends and family think that you're lucky.
But the side of you they'll never see
Is when you're left alone with the memories
That hold your life together like
Glue





Money (That's What I Want) Flying Lizards

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money


(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)


You love gives me such a thrill
But your love won't pay my bills
I want money


(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)


Money don't get everything it's true
But what it don't get I can't use
I want money


(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)
That's what I want
(That's what I want)


I want money
I want lots of money
In fact I want so much money
Give me your money
Just give me money




 
  
 

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