Here is my list of fomous lines from Empire records
A responsibility like this requires the obedience of a saint
I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this?
Joe thats not true its in Atlantic city
Who knows where thoughts come from they just appear
Joe I can categoricaly say that you are not a bigger banana head
and I talked to God and she says, 'Yo wusup?'and she wants you to lose the gun.
Damn the man
always play with they're minds
The fat man walks alone
Because it would hurt alot Warren
superb
Dad says there are 24 useabe hours in everyday thank you.
In the immortal words of The Doors, 'The time to hesitate is through
Get your tongue off my record!
Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint...does this qualify me?
Ya know what Joe? One of these days, I'm gonna show you little people.
Yeah, it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it........Hey, Lucas, is it true yo commited the perfect crime?
What's with you? Yesterday, you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. What's with you today?
What's with today, today?
Well, Sinead O'Rebellion.. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.
You know, that is so clever. I swear to God, you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.
And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's probably a good thing you went with that
Moshy!
Another very cool thing is, I made you these. Now, they're my special recipe and you know what that means...lotsa sugar...
Joe's money
No visible tattoos.
No revealing clothing.
We're both screwed..at least you're used to it.
Now, Deborah, don't be bitter. I'm sure that with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new, neo nazi boot camp makeover, the boys will come a runnin!
Let's not fight, let's just rip.
Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased by our night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil, and served to out first 100 customers. Ha ha ha Just another tasty treat from that gang at Empire Records.
I think musictown is actually torn on the revealing garment issue.I think so.
Welcome to Musictown...may I service you?
Does Axl have a jack?
Warren, look what you took.....Rap, metal, rap, metal...Whitney Houston.
you should have seen it originally. Beck's Bath and Bidet, bathroom fixture emporium..my grandfather started it, it was my beatnik father who turned it into a record store. I tell ya, if I was selling toilets today, I'd be a rich man....
I don't care if Berko sticks an M80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine. It might be an improvement.
listen, you remember that really horrible day when Mark set off the store alarm and and and Gina got dumped by that dentist guy and cried all day and I drew the picture of them and Lucas made voodoo doll and you wore that skirt taht I hate? Do you remember that day?
Oooh! Marc sucks. yeah!
I'll check the sofa.
Is that how you always imagined your first time would be? Your back up against the daily totals and your feet pounding against the safe. Oh Rexy! Stop that!! You're so sexy!!
Oh man, Mark, man,you play a mean guitar, man. Its really a shame that you must die!
Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats.
I think you're lying, Warren.
Don't drop the soap!
